I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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