8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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