quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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