just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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