D3 body, D1 cock
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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