why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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