a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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