You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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