I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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