How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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