dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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