Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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