Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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