He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its not stalking. its research.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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