yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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