We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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