carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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