dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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