only if we run a train.
done.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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