What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
3pm strippers are depressing
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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