How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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