If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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