I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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