Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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