I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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