I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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