He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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