We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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