Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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