so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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