I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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