She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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