im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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