is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize