I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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