Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
