Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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