Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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