dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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