Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
