did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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