so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
