If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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