I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize