That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I think I just sharted jello shots
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