Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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