Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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