You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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