Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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