One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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