I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
