My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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