Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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