Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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