I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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