Define "chronic" masturbator.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
do nipples grow back?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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