you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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